r/funComunitty • u/helldor08 • 3h ago

Sh*tpost NOW

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u/Minute-Ship-2783 2h ago

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u/gamerborger42069 brick/wall 2h ago

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u/Minute-Ship-2783 2h ago

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u/Select_Ladder_9844 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z1LYiyIPhnG9O

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u/nsfwman2001 1h ago

a trap i'd fall for knowingly

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u/Successor-Of-Success 47m ago

Not this one, steer clear....theres a jack in the box, 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 1h ago

Ain’t stopping me tbh

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u/DarkFlame9101 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 1h ago

Happily, the more i see, the better the idea becomes

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u/50LD13R8UTT3R just a regular (R*****ed) guy 2h ago

I like this

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u/Lazy-Profession2631 2h ago

A physical wall didn't stop me and I doubt a digital one can either.

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u/I_have_no_time12 2h ago

Ein Wort

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u/AlienInOrigin 2h ago

Das sind zwei worte.

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u/ROBOKUT 1h ago

But it's one word in German

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u/Ae4i 2h ago

Und dein Kommentar hat vier Wörter.

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u/MaxxTx 2h ago

Best answer!

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u/ChaoticNetral Infected by the silly :3 2h ago

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

(Eggshell cracker)

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u/VollhorstII 1h ago

*Egg shell intendend breaking point causer

I'm so much fun at parties, people keep extra distance so everyone can laugh about my comedy.

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u/Ascendetshadow Do not reply r/foundAscendetshadow I swear 3h ago

Nö

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u/B3A5T_B0y_DJBM 1h ago

Nine

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u/ssaans 1h ago

Ich liebe Kartoffeln und ich hase Frauen

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u/switch_case_ 2h ago

I am german so this is kind of boring.

Dampfschifffahrtsangestellter

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u/B-Z-Blazkowicz 2h ago

SCHIESSE! don't creep up on me like that!

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u/Rhymesnlines 2h ago

Scheiße!? Shit?

Schiesse means to shoot

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u/Akruman_1969 2h ago

Aufwiedersehen!

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u/Rhymesnlines 2h ago

Hallo

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u/No_Explorer_6690 1h ago

nein nein dein frunde sagte tshüss oder bis später nicht hallo oder guten moren to du (no no your friend said bye or see you later not hello or good morning to you)

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u/Awesome_Gamer52 the heck is this place (he/they, gave you those because i can) 2h ago

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(get it)

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u/No_Explorer_6690 1h ago

neun?

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u/Awesome_Gamer52 the heck is this place (he/they, gave you those because i can) 1h ago

nein

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u/QYDOKT 2h ago

Scheisse

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u/ChippyGeorge7 fun Mebmer 2h ago

flammenwerfer

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u/Haitora93 2h ago

Oberdonaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenständer

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u/heyitssamster 2h ago

Nien nien nien!

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u/Salty-Vanny 2h ago

Du hattest eine Arbeit

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u/SeltenBV 2h ago

Grundstückverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung

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u/KittyComannder 2h ago

Funny how it was 7 words in my language and when I returned to original it turned into one Gotterdammerung word

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u/GOD-Z1LLA 1h ago

Heil........ Hydra?... I swear I didn't think of other sentence plz don't ban me

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u/Eniotnaohs 11m ago

I ‘ll give you three… NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!!!!

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u/ViolinWolfy 2h ago edited 1h ago

Ich mag meine Arbeit nicht. Es ist sehr Langweilig. Ich mag arbeiten nicht. Ich will nach Hause.

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u/-mosjef- 1h ago

Way too many words. You’re shot

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u/rocksville 2h ago

*Nach Hause.

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u/PenzandoDSTT call me 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏 | Imaginary Note: Distortion 2h ago

arbeit

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u/Silly_Tension6792 2h ago

Arbeitereinheitsfront

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u/Educational_Ice3978 2h ago

NEIN! NYET! NON!

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u/Pixel_Explosion i have a combined total of -1 braincells 2h ago

nein

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u/Rachethelper 2h ago

Von 🗣

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u/Rexgott 2h ago

Kein Bock

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u/Landithy 2h ago

Smetterling

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u/MWD1903 2h ago

Nein!

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u/Sr_beansandstuff I exist 2h ago

nein

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u/AcaydiaDragon Silly lil goober 2h ago

Nein

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u/RT102214 2h ago

Fucj off

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u/MikeC80 2h ago

Nicht shießen!

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u/coverionic Have faith in yourself 2h ago

Ja

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u/Guy_in_Depression HERE'S BRAZIL, GREENGOS 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🔥🔥🔥🔥 2h ago

Scheiße

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u/Archaeopteryx_2480 2h ago

One word in german

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u/Fast_Basil_8400 2h ago

Wie geht's dir

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u/sysikbysik 2h ago

One word in German

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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 2h ago

in german

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u/Dmthie 2h ago

Freiheit?

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u/Fzr1000pr 2h ago

Gesundheit

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u/NukeUtopia 2h ago

Wie gehts?

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u/Charming_Gate_1345 2h ago

Nur ein Wort

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u/DistrictNecessary138 2h ago

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

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u/Darkest_Of_Tributes Femboy :3 2h ago

Poor Man's Poison ist eine gute Band

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u/Ernest_Mateu Likes posting shitposts 2h ago

nien

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u/Gasket13 2h ago

Nein.

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u/NefariousnessOwn1892 2h ago

One word in German

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u/Dunkan_Wolf 2h ago

Ein Wort

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u/Spaceyous 2h ago

Deutschers und nazi

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u/COLD-ICE-REVENGE 2h ago

One word in German

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u/Anomalic_Heaven Ja ja ja! you hve not win 2h ago

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u/LukeandSoul 2h ago edited 2h ago

Uhh Moin? (Greeting in Northern German)

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u/throwaway0936238362 2h ago

Say Auf Wiedersehen to your nazi balls

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u/Lanthuas 2h ago

Donauampshiffartselektrizitatenhauptbetriebsbeubauunterbezamtengeselshaft

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u/pib86 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 2h ago

Scheisse

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u/PollyOBrien 2h ago

Poopenfarten

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u/Radiant_Resolve1400 I love Ensr—Floofee 1h ago

Nein

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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 1h ago

Du kannst mich mal an meinem blanken Metallarsch lecken!

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u/toro7008 1h ago

DU HAST!

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u/GamerEeveeInfinity Silly lil goober 1h ago

guten

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u/Mr_Toast_R 1h ago

Schadenfreude

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u/TheoryOfTES 1h ago

Die Bart Die

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u/HazeBorden1999 1h ago

Kartoffel

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u/No_Variation_4085 1h ago

Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

And im Not kidding, that's an actual word. It means: Act on the Delegation of Supervisory Tasks Regarding Cattle Identification and Beef Labeling

But all in one word

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u/aloveshackbaby 1h ago

Volkswagen my fellow spirit riders ❤️

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozgHi0Fv82zA12M

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u/umbreonfurry 1h ago

one word in German.

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u/TheFireSwordGod 36m ago

Nien! Wait... DAMMIT...

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u/kingABknight 29m ago

Mein kampf

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u/yardPrawns 20m ago

eichelkäse, let's see if anyone can get past the literal translation.

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u/CrusherArras Autistic guy hyperfixated on The Battle Bricks (Might be bi?) 11m ago

Nein

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u/Raymak700m 11m ago

Nein-Eleven.

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u/Samakar 4m ago

Fremdschämen - Vicarious shame or embarrassment for others

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u/itsNeo64 2h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/itsNeo64 2h ago

I promise it was a real word 😭😭

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 2h ago

What happend?!

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u/itsNeo64 2h ago

German word for “the”

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 2h ago

Javol. I don't know how you spell that

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u/Material_Remove_5448 silly little war criminal gundam !!nyaa!! 2h ago

Seriously seriously we're doing this now. (( just wait for the second half I swear it's not that bad))

https://reddit.com/link/pcnbucq/video/g97l808lhbsh1/player

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u/PomLovestheWorld Femboy Kisser 2h ago

Nein

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u/Mysterious_Cake9138 Friday night frick you 2h ago

One word in German

Good day now

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/talldrink93 2h ago

ein Wort

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u/Skrecok007 2h ago

Mein Kumpel ist hässlich

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 2h ago

Ich fordere Sie auf die deutsche Sprache zu artikulieren, werter Herr/werte Dame

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u/Mundane-Long6060 2h ago

Uber Alice

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u/CardMasterG 2h ago

Schadenfreude

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u/IAmNotAFey 2h ago

Donkey shin

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u/Raddi_the_Cat 2h ago

Unterlassungsklage