r/funComunitty • • 7h ago

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u/idk-have-fun Give me your balls 7h ago

Ah yes, Americans have pizza…

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 7h ago

Well, and what the fuck is pasta if not noodles? None of this makes sense.

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u/supermattman00 6h ago

A whole kitchen of Italians just died because of this comment.

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u/DragonQueenDrago 7h ago

Maybe they mean Detroit deep dish?

Standard pizza is definitely Italian

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u/SectionAcceptable607 7h ago

And NY style, and tavern style, and New Haven apizza…

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u/Daztur 7h ago

In a lot of countries American-style pizza is more common than Italian-style pizza. New York pizza and Neapolitan pizza are both delicious.

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u/LaBiccies 4h ago

Neapolitan pizza? Who the hell is putting ice cream on their pizza?

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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 6h ago

nah the pizza we know in america WAS made in nyc so it is accurate

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u/MasterChris725 6h ago

They have pasta already, Italy needs to share.

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u/Shiny_Malph 6h ago

I think now the Italians have the right to create their own style of burger and from now on call the burger Italian. If someone wants to specify that a burger is American, they have to say traditional style burger. Capisci bro?

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u/numberheadman 6h ago

Arguably the Italians didn't invent pizza either. The ancient Greeks had flatbread with oil, garlic, and cheese. The tomato sauce topping didn't arrive before being brought break from the Americas.

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u/Apropos_of 6h ago

Humans have been making flatbread for more than 14,000 years, so if pizza is flatbread with toppings, it probably predates Greek culture and cuisine

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u/ispiewithmyeye 7h ago

That would be Chicago style pizza

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 7h ago

Chicago doesn't have a trademark on deep dish pizza.

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u/TrumpsWetDiaperJuice 7h ago

Modern pizza is 10000% American. Eat an Italian pizza and tells it's the same.

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u/Sunhating101hateit 6h ago

Yeah, Italian pizza is superior.

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u/AMERIPOCMUSLIM 6h ago

Fun fact: American style pizza is uniquely American from Chicago style to NY style- pepperonis and all the toppings we used with tomato sauce and white cheese was not an Italian thing at all. Their pizza was flat bread with leftovers on top. There’s an Italian historian who talks about how Italian Americans during and after WWII were hugely influential in bringing American style pizza to Italy. Which they then acted French and claimed it as theirs while insulting ours. I’ve been to Italy. Their pizza sucks, even removing for the fact it is not American style. Ironically, later waves of Italians who came to America (after we brought pizza to them) genuinely thought it WAS Italian. It wasn’t 

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u/rayio 6h ago

Italian pizza sucks? There are different styles and types, that is such a dumb thing to say. Pizza was being made in Naples long before WW2. Yes Italians used what was available in the US, but it wasn't invented in the US. Italy has really good pizza, you might want to try the best from different regions before making such a dumb blanket statement. Don't be that American that thinks everything is better in the US and everything worth doing or having was invented in the US also.

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u/wowbyowen 6h ago

I agree, it's completely idiotic to think America brought American style pizza to Italy 😂

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u/Novel_Top2980 5h ago

but you’re on an American site… and the internet was invented by America… and America created the whole world… and Texas is so big it could fit 3 texases inside /s

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u/Devilshire52 6h ago

I was told there'd be no fact checking.

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u/Argon2010 6h ago

There is a pizza place in Italy that is older then your country. But shure thing, pizza is American, lol.

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u/-TV-Stand- 5h ago

I’ve been to Italy. Their pizza sucks

???

You must be trolling lol

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u/IrateWand 3h ago

Fun fact: Those aren't facts.

Actual fun fact: Pizza margherita (tomato, cheese, basil) is first documented in 1849, basically 100 years before WWII.

We also have documentation from 1866 of Italians topping their pizzas with seafood, cheeses, garlic, ham, and herbs, and even folding them to make calzone.

And of course they used leftovers for toppings - what's remotely wrong with that? You think using leftovers to make a soup means it's not soup?

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u/Think_Ad_1583 6h ago

You’re about to become a celebrity on shit Americans say

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u/Goldenusnr37 7h ago

Poland has

P I E R O G I

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u/stupidsauceboss Femboys are the greatest point of human evolution 7h ago

Isn't that the guy who fights scammers? What does he have to do with this?

/s

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u/Goldenusnr37 7h ago

Its a fucking food search pierogi food on google

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u/IiEatGrass The creature™ [it/its] 5h ago
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u/Choice-Giraffe-2042 7h ago

i rosół

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u/PolishPotatoMode 6h ago

I bóbr kurwa

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u/Bobry24 1h ago

On akurat na drugie danie.

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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 6h ago

The correct answer is żurek.

Every country have some sort of dumpling dish. Only Poland has żurek

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u/azaghal1502 6h ago

Nono.. thats also america. They have the real poles (/s)

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u/random_person2137 WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 6h ago

K R U P N I K

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u/Taicold The mighty girl 7h ago

Beer, just beer

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u/idk-have-fun Give me your balls 7h ago

Are you Czech?

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u/Taicold The mighty girl 7h ago

Indeed my friend

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u/DavviiiddFolta 7h ago

my coutry czechia has a fried block of cheese with fries or croquettes and tartar sauce

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u/Latefegq 7h ago

teď jsem na smažený sýr dostal chuť

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u/headchef11 6h ago

Holland?

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u/Honest-Feature-8298 Lazy ahh italian artist 6h ago

as an Italian... PIZZA IS FROM ITALY.

Bro.

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u/pomelo1241 6h ago

Hello my kinda countrydad (im argentina, i love pizza and pasta)

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u/Funny_Funnel 7h ago

"America has Pizza"... #shitAmericansSay

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 7h ago

as an american id like to say everyone has pizza not just us

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u/ExplanationAny776 7h ago

isn't pizza a famously Italian dish?

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u/Judasbot 7h ago

It evolved from flatbreads (probably focaccia) made by the Romans in what is now Southern italy. The first time the word "pizza" was used was in Gaeta, Italy.

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u/ExplanationAny776 7h ago

this post is proving more complex than I took it for

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u/MotorSeveral2714 7h ago

So America doesn't have noodles or pasta?

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u/Realistic_Owl_8613 7h ago

I've never seen them. Just pizza as far as the eye can see. The great Pizza Fields across the midsection of the country.

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u/DeathRaeGun 7h ago

Italians after seeing “America has pizza”
https://giphy.com/gifs/11tTNkNy1SdXGg

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u/Natural-Pilot1458 7h ago

Not only them, I'm Polish and I think it's bullshit to say America has pizza. On the topic though, we have pierogi. Bigos, kiełbasa and much more :)

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u/InevitableChart7195 6h ago

It should have been burgers.

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u/Lion2558 6h ago

That’s German

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u/InevitableChart7195 6h ago

I just looked it up. While the patties are German the actual sancwich is American.

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u/kibou_no_ie 7h ago

I’m American and it pissed me off too

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u/Vivid_Cause_7209 6h ago

To be fair, american pizza and Italian pizza are related like 4th cousins on a family tree when you compare them

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u/cap_time_wear_it 6h ago

Also Italians after seeing a dish of Olive Garden under “Italy has pasta”

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u/Nonsonouna_kadreka 7h ago

As an Italian: AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE PIZZA❤️

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u/SheriffOfNothing 7h ago

Came here to find the angry italian and lend an upvote.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD

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u/Madaghmire 6h ago

Its funny because as I was growing up Italians would tell us that what we had wasn’t pizza. So whatever it is, we call it Pizza, and its ours. And its distinct from traditional italian pizza.

No claims as to which is better I’m happy eating either.

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u/Smelly-Elf 6h ago

"He took what I rightfully stole!"

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u/ShadedRiver666 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 7h ago edited 3h ago

‘America has pizzas’ okay then Uk has chicken korma and naan. Im sure america does have an actually original food but its not pizza. Anyways im uk and id go with haddock and chips

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u/RDAwesome 6h ago

The image doesn't say "invented," so they could just be saying what the major foods are there. Which feels like burger would make more sense to me

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u/Sea_Gap_6569 6h ago

So, a German can say döner?

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u/VincentMac1984 Most popular 6h ago

I feel like apple pie should be America

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u/Lurtzum 6h ago

Pop corn is also a good one

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u/Exotic_Talk_2068 6h ago

Stuffed Thanksgiving Turkey should be on US list, damn bird got imported to Europe from America together with corn and tomatoes...

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u/Dorny_Hude 6h ago

You mean
American Pie?

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u/ManicYetti 6h ago

We didn't colonize Italy...

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u/LOL8D 6h ago

"America has pizzas"

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u/Brosif563 7h ago

My country has Americans who think pizza came from America.

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u/Far_Cold_6058 5h ago edited 2h ago

canada have

POUTINE Edit: i forgot to mention uranium

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u/Boris_sul_combo 7h ago

Angry italian noises

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u/Still_Silver7181 5h ago

I live in the US, pizza is Italian, we have key lime pie

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u/Smiadpades 5h ago

No.. Italian pizza is not American pizza.

Have lived in both countries..

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u/SpectralLemon Xiaohei 7h ago

Paella (why the noodles are instant noodles)

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u/Rouge_Epsilon 6h ago

I feel like America has more burgers than pizza

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u/seregairbelt 7h ago

Макароны по-флотски

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u/RedditUser6874 7h ago

А чё не пельмени? Не, я понимаю, что пельмени - вещь китайская, но там они ведь цзяоцзы называются. А вот пельмени это уже наше

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u/illegal_eagle88 7h ago

Italians rn

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u/MixtureIndependent66 7h ago

Bro what, pizza is not from america, it's from Italy too

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u/InsufferableBean256 7h ago

Actually we have BURGERS 🦅 🇺🇸

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u/Kaaskaasei 7h ago edited 6h ago

Sigh... The Netherlands has stamppot. Basically potatoes, but mashed. Mashed potatoes.

Edit: here's a picture.

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u/Useless_Philosophy 7h ago

Are they good mashed potatoes?

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u/Kaaskaasei 6h ago

I mean, yeah? I like food with much spice, while much Dutch meals are extremely bland.

But many people said Dutch stamppot is more delicious than just mashed potatoes

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u/ClappinCheeksAllDay 7h ago

Pasta and noodles are the same thing. Come at me.

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u/Illustrious_Exam_752 5h ago

Chef here, agreed. Pasta and noodles are the same preparation. Both are made from a flour and a liquid kneaded to a tacky consistency and then shaped and blanched in a liquid. The variations only exist as a nod to available ingredients in the locale it was prepared. Asians used soft millet Europeans used wheat flour. They are both Asian in origin. Pizzas are borne of flatbreads made by Romans, Greeks and Egyptians. So technically the recipes there don’t even represent the real origin of the foods.

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u/Hekk909 6h ago

Надеюсь никто не напишит борщ, развяв тем самым мировую войну

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u/glexorus hi 5h ago

Ничего, пока они не закончат войну об американской пицце

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u/Nikante 5h ago

America doesn’t have pizza. That’s Italian. Most “American” food is taken from another culture. America has BBQ.

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u/ProfTydrim 6h ago

America has Pizza, Italy has Pasta

I'm sorry, what?

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u/Human_Negotiation176 Shitpost ❌ Shituser✔️ 7h ago

I am Italian and I claim the pizza (but I keep the pasta too, obviously)

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u/Exotic_Ad_1249 5h ago

America has pizza is a bold statement

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u/LifeguardNext1092 5h ago

America ha la pizza? Idiota anche quella viene da l'italia

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u/Jolly_Rotten_X 5h ago

Poor dude thinking pizza is american....

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u/No-Rich-8409 7h ago

Faggots

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u/Chemical_Lime_3048 7h ago

You have WHAT???

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u/No-Rich-8409 7h ago

Offal Balls

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u/Dramatic-Set8761 6h ago

pretty awful!

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u/PlusSheepherder7273 7h ago

What’d you just call me?

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u/No-Rich-8409 6h ago

Big Meaty Balls

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u/PlusSheepherder7273 6h ago

I’m a lesbian, but I’ll take it

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u/Albus_Lupus 6h ago

Oh, yeah, we have those too. Although not that widely accepted - mostly because of strong church presence.

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u/Horror_Diver6218 Genderblind Moon Heir 7h ago

Everything. Bruh exportation exist

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u/Michael_Dautorio 5h ago

A severely overweight population

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u/Music_Phasic 5h ago

ITALY has pizza, not America lmao

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u/Exciting_One7074 5h ago

I would say America has BBQ or Soul food

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u/Brosepower 5h ago

Exactly this. The amount of people who credit Hamburgers or Pizza as American but then ignore BBQ is astounding.

BBQ is arguably the most American cuisine and probably the best local thing America has to offer.

You dont find American BBQ in almost any country like its made here.

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u/yesindeedysir 4h ago

Honestly, seeing people come try bbq during the World Cup was pretty awesome to see. We are so used to being a melting pot that I feel like a lot of us don’t think of our own original cuisine and how foreigners may react to it, but i absolutely loved it.

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u/OSTBear 5h ago

Did he just say America has pizza?? FFS

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u/Workinonit2 5h ago

BBQ is American not Pizza.

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u/SebbeBruh 5h ago

To follow the trend of this meme

Sweden has meatballs

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Ðis is not a flair actually 6h ago edited 6h ago

Saying Pizza is American is an absolute crime as an American, also saying China "has noodles" is much too vague, noodles aren't a dish

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u/Iraqimedstudent 7h ago

pizza is Italian lol but anyway

We have mashouf, dolma, bamyia, quzi, byriann, qima… dear lord the list is endless

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u/CommunityJazzlike274 7h ago

pizza is american now...? what

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u/Ok_Consideration_166 7h ago

Actually pizza is an Italian dish

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u/ExplanationAny776 7h ago

No, America has hot dogs, get it right.

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u/Human-Pen-1667 DELTARUNE TOMORROW 7h ago

Gun rights 

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u/HenerRDT 7h ago

Пильмени 🤤🥟

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u/JupiterboyLuffy Bisexual femboy 7h ago

Pizza was invented in Italy…

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u/AppropriateLie9140 7h ago

Pizza is also Italian, just for the record

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u/protivniy 7h ago

Russia,blini(pancakes)

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u/GracilusEs 7h ago

America has coleslaw or some shiz, pizza isnt american

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u/Tight_Implement5601 7h ago

Im Italian, we have pizza, pasta, spaghetti. And your country?

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u/Fun_Computer2384 7h ago

R/shitamericanssay.

Anyway mine is waffles

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u/Pururururin11 he was whippin up shi in the kettle 7h ago

kebab

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u/Ready_Area289 7h ago

Well, America has Grilled Steak!!!

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u/MNDR7 7h ago

America has pizza lmao

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u/Diab-alo 7h ago

UK - We have Sunday roast dinners

Genuinely one of the best meals to come out of this country and no one does it like how we do them.

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u/FISH_SAUCER 6h ago

America doesn't fucking have pizza. That's Italian

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u/Squ4reGeo 6h ago

As an American, WE DON'T HAVE PIZZA

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u/Inevitable_Data_84 6h ago

Ease up. You're a country of Jimmy Grants who brought their dishes with em just like us. You do have pizza. Just done your own way.

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u/DunsocMonitor 6h ago

One, America does not have Pizza, that is Italian Two, McDonald's

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u/Wallynine 6h ago

America has pizza the hut…

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u/Aveeno4Lunch 6h ago

Whatever Indian people eat🇨🇦

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u/Sandor3000 6h ago

Germany has Bratwurst and Sauerkraut 😜

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u/curiously_wrong 6h ago

Schnitzel und Käsespätzle xD

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u/TheRealWall91 6h ago

They wish they had pizza, they have pizza pie.

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u/North-Line7134 6h ago

As an italian this image is pissing me off

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u/Snoozingtonn 6h ago

All three of those are still Italy…

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u/NurseZane88 5h ago

America have what ?

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u/BurtonXV84 5h ago

... didn't Italy invent Pizza?

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u/Icy-Hat-9643 5h ago

America does not have pizza lmao.

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u/the-flag-and-globe 5h ago

Stroopwafels and stamppot

Also, why doe America has pizza, that’s Italian

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u/ParsleyKey9073 7h ago

Poutine and Beavertails

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u/lmnsjahwhb 6h ago

AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE PIZZA

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u/dermomante 7h ago

Italy has pizza and pasta. The US have... Nothing?

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u/Muted-Philosopher832 5h ago

Typical America taking credit for something it didn’t make

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u/robo630robo ɹᴉɐlɟ ɹǝsn ʎuunɟ 5h ago

"gulf of america" ahh

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u/TheHawkpant69 4h ago

Tbf America was meant to be the melting pot of culture 

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u/1nsanityissue 7h ago

America doesn’t have pizza anymore than anywhere else its from italy my country has boxty black angus steak guiness and gin

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u/DeaconFrost613 7h ago

*Depicts 3 dishes that look exclusively American*

Pizza comes from Italy. Italians don't cook pasta like that. Ramen is way more Japanese than Chinese at this point in time.

This is some AI/Bot garbage.

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u/Electrical_Switch693 nuh-uh 7h ago

Crazy how pizza isn’t from America, right

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u/KamiGleen 7h ago

All of these with out own recipes and a bunch of food too in each part of the country, the most popular being feijoada.

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u/Impossible-Owl7407 7h ago

Italy has pica lol

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u/Boring_Bed1783 Cool flair 7h ago

Merida has borgors n hawt dawgs n bēr

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u/kravisni 7h ago

data centers

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u/TheEyeofNapoleon 7h ago

Apparently pizza, but thanks for letting me play

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u/VirusHistorical3877 7h ago

Pa amb tomaquet

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u/Astro-2004 7h ago

Fricandó, Escudella, sopa de galets, crema catalana... Estem ben servits

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u/TAIIIFIII_ 7h ago

roast. tea. potatoes (I live in UK but am not born here) 

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u/MisterFortune215 7h ago

I guess pizza

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u/Intrepid_Mobile 7h ago

Public Healthcare. Ohh, food? Paella

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u/Keyunge 7h ago

Pelmeni, my dear friend - said he in strong russian accent