r/funComunitty • • 7h ago

Human decency?

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u/RhyplKazi 7h ago

Respect, dignity, admiration, his children, regular looking torso, another invite on the island...

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u/Ok-Breadfruit3490 That transformers guy 7h ago

a regular looking torso😭😭😭

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u/Recipe-Less 4h ago

Testosterone overdose

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u/MeowFalen 7h ago

Isn't one of his children. trans?

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u/RhyplKazi 7h ago

Yup

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u/MeowFalen 7h ago

Good to know he also can't buy love. Particularly for his children.

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u/Chainmale001 7h ago edited 6h ago

I'm curious why it matters that his kids are trans? His kids didn't have a choice in their existence.

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u/MeowFalen 6h ago

What I'm getting at is that even his children don't buy his shit and his daughter is basically a slap in the face of everything he stands for. Which is to say he can't buy loyalty in his offspring.

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u/Nonadventures 6h ago

It mean he cannot buy his kids' allegiance. Luckily Vivian Wilson is savage as hell, and she's a 50-Cent level hater for Musk.

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u/AwkwardFactor84 6h ago

Well, we can all go home. You covered em all

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u/spo0pti_yikes 6h ago

there's a theory that his barrel chest is a result of an estrogen deficiency which might have happened from him taking unnecessary estrogen blockers to "masculinise himself" because he's mtm transgender. essentially he bought his weird looking torso and probably can't unbuy it

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u/OddKnee1460 6h ago

Couldn't have put it better myself.

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u/Matej1683 4h ago

I would say love and respect from his children.

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u/SGT-Hooves 7h ago

My respect. It ain’t worth much but it’s mine and he can’t have it

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u/DOHC46 6h ago

Same here! My respect is basically worthless, but I don't care. It's the principle of the thing.

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u/Infrated 7h ago

Removal of this image

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u/Confron7a7ion7 5h ago

Now hold on! A random still can easily be taken out of context! Which is why we post the video of him clearly doing a Nazi salute with his full chest.

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u/West_Throat_6677 7h ago

joke / no joke

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u/YellowZx5 4h ago

That or the ability to actually sleep with one of his baby mamas. I’m sure they’re all IVF.

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u/Kafka_Lane 7h ago

Personality

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 7h ago

Family and friends that love him

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u/trains404 7h ago

The love of his 12 other children besides the barcode one

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u/NeonArchon 7h ago

World Peace

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u/gohazXpeda 7h ago

My cats, I will never sell them for any price, but i will consider offers..

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u/Traditional_Tell2595 professional Flowery hater 7h ago

One dollar

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u/EvenToe7995 7h ago

A sense of humility, he's bought and sold his!

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u/Illustrious-Turn-971 i <3 vagueposting 7h ago

Me (the sale of humans is illegal as stated by the Thirteenth Amendment)

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u/RealizeSirius Horse šŸŽ 7h ago

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u/existential_WiFi I saw that šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø 🫄(mod edition) 7h ago

My patience for these posts

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u/KezzSB Irrelevant Main Character 7h ago

A life

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u/Tumored6887 7h ago

A universe

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u/OutlandishnessOk3811 7h ago

He can't buy enough mental energy to distribute to the entire world population to think for themselves.

3

u/TheFurryofFury 7h ago

A functioning brain.

3

u/delet_yourself 7h ago

A holiday on epstein island

2

u/partyassassin_1 7h ago

A sense of self-worth

2

u/DesertBrat1969 7h ago

Morals, class, empathy.

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u/moldman49 I haven't made a new user flair in a minute 7h ago

A person that actually likes him

2

u/trinity_nolanite12 🦊 jimmy grantz’s ghost 🦊 7h ago

Smartness

2

u/Very_ideal_YiSang ƨɘmitɘmoĘØ É’ŹœÉ’H 7h ago

My opinion of him.

2

u/Inforgreen3 7h ago

Friends

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u/Strict_Resident_717 7h ago

A paper signed by me

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u/SnooMaps7370 7h ago

His tax bill.

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u/Odd-Tea8041 7h ago

Dignity

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u/Kadejr 7h ago

A child that loves him

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u/gzenaco 7h ago

Actual love

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u/uknownredditr 7h ago

Entry into heaven šŸ˜‚

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u/Art3m1s63 7h ago

A non-avian dinosaur. Because they're dead.

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u/Sudden_Breakfast_677 7h ago

A visit to Epstein island.

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u/TheVandalReborn 7h ago

Integrity, empathy, a soul

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u/choped_off 6h ago

a spot on the island

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u/LHLanim 6h ago

Dignity for sure. What a great example of "money can't buy everything" he is.

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u/SpectralLemon Xiaohei 7h ago

Sun

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u/AstralGlimmer 7h ago

One kilogram of antimatter

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u/Togore-tastic editable flair (dark yellow) 7h ago

A better face

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u/True-Parking4098 7h ago

the "love" of his "children"

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u/Sonic_Water_Cookie 7h ago

My 139th Hair on my right Arm.

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u/Stringtheory82 7h ago

Integrity

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u/not4bucks 7h ago

A dinosaur

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u/ditchmaggots 7h ago

My virginity

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u/TheClOckWatcherYT 7h ago

The Respect of so many

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u/BritishCloaker 7h ago

A good child name

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u/MeowFalen 7h ago

At least he didn't pick meme names like Ben Dover.

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u/DarthBartus 7h ago

A true friend.

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u/Crawler1701 7h ago

Decency

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u/Independent_Phase400 7h ago

A good reputation

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u/MeowFalen 7h ago

Intelligence.

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u/Zod_Convoy 7h ago

The love of his children.

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u/Creative54Gamer 7h ago

The death star

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u/Piggymain 7h ago

Personality

1

u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 7h ago

Artemis, not amount of money could swade her chasity.

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u/phred_666 I thought this was supposed to be fun 7h ago

Morals

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u/ahawk99 7h ago

A clue

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u/Few-Literature-8642 The "haha indeed" guy 7h ago

A less uglier face

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u/powercuentsearch33 7h ago

The love and affection of his children, parent, people in general...

Perhaps that why he want to go to mars so bad, but I don't think the marsians are going to give him that either

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u/WyattPurp23 7h ago

Eternal salvation

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u/Ordinary-Log-8763 7h ago

The love of his children

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u/Project_EIEIO 7h ago

Immortality.

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u/gay_annabeth 7h ago

only having sons

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u/GarlicGuitar 7h ago

basic human decency/dignity

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u/Crawl38237A 7h ago

A real friend

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u/8bitKev 7h ago

A Book

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u/Axemic 7h ago

His dignity.

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u/envoy_ace 7h ago

Respect

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm 7h ago

Real friends

1

u/Uniplast21 7h ago

A soul

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u/Tadc_fan_271t2uw Silly lil goober 7h ago

Love

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u/gabezzzmdc 7h ago

People that gennualy like him

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u/Osirisavior 7h ago

Bitches, cause he ain't got none cause all his kids were from IVF.

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u/Nsflguru 7h ago

Respect

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u/FenderMeats 7h ago

The love between a father and his daughter.

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u/Rantamplan 7h ago

Epsilon Eridani

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u/Gr8HmrHead 7h ago

RespectĀ 

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u/Wolf_Of_The_Valley18 are you fr rn? 7h ago

Me. I would rather die.

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u/DruDown007 7h ago

A ā€œget out of Hellā€ free pass….

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u/Advanced-Ladder-6532 7h ago

his daughter Vivian's love.

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u/ink666 7h ago

Human decency

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u/GaneDude12 7h ago

Aparently, a trip to a certain island

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u/scottiboi68 7h ago

jupiter

(id say something brilliant but i have no brain)

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u/Rushes_End 7h ago

Your trust

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u/ImperatorDanorum 7h ago

Likeability...

1

u/baldiplays 7h ago

Nah man this twelve gauge the face is in the house with same day shipping.

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u/evilglowduckie 7h ago

People who will genuinely like him for him.

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u/WindowIcy8264 Silly lil goober 7h ago

Well, he Can’t buy me love

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u/DJPkMonkey387 7h ago

A haircut

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u/AlcoholicCumSock 7h ago

The love of a single human being, including any of his 26 kids

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u/Isabella_is_here1 Silly lil goober 7h ago

Being mpreged

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u/FatalisTheUnborn 7h ago

Gameplay experience for path of exil.

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u/leaveyoupending 7h ago

Years of life.

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u/Any_Evidence_8873 7h ago

Well he can't buy me stuff, cuz he doesn't know me

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u/Deathking737 7h ago

Happy kids

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u/Wise-Emotion5564 7h ago

Eloon spent $178,000 + on plastic surgery, and this is what he looks like, so I’m guessing he can’t by good looks

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 7h ago

Buckingham palace. They won't sell it.

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u/Striking_Sea_129 7h ago

The love of a cat

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u/OnkelWurstbrot 7h ago

Human descency

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u/Then_Discount558 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 7h ago

Intelligence

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u/Darkurn 7h ago

Friends

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u/C00lName 7h ago

Love from his children

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u/StomachEmergency2248 7h ago

The ability to build a good car

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u/Sad-Researcher8685 7h ago

Nope can't say that I'll get banned

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u/furel492 7h ago

Happiness

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u/Wren_paws he/they/xe/star|silly femboy|Join the council 7h ago

His daughter's time

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u/Uusari 7h ago

Love.

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u/Economy_Car_3928 7h ago

your mom, he gets that for free

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u/OxCrow 7h ago

A functional version of myself

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u/freakybird99 7h ago

My stinky panties

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u/NanoSpyder 7h ago

Antimatter

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 7h ago

Dignity, good looks, a soul, etc.

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u/Unreal_Engineer 7h ago

Immortality

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u/Bib_fortune 6h ago

My lungs

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u/redstowen 6h ago

Everyone forgetting he did a nazi salute

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u/blackbeardsrage 6h ago

Redemption

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u/sophiathesilly 6h ago

A kid who loves him

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u/gringoloco01 6h ago

My vote for any of his fuckery.

I will vote against this fucker's interests every time I get the chance.

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u/phroberts07 6h ago

His soul.

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u/AvyLynn1 6h ago

A wife and kids that actually love him.