By the end of the war Hitler was addicted to meth and was heavily medicated for Parkinson's Disease. He wasn't likely to live another ten years, let alone live to 128.
British and French did it first, but I know you don’t have a problem with white Europeans displacing brown people. When some want to come over and live and work with them, it’s a big problem, right MAGA trash?
It's also fake, not that he isn't Hitler, but that there was never a 128 year old man making this claim. This same story has been making rounds on the internet for a decade now.
Okay so the right is on the rise in most European countries - sure. Israel is unpopular i a lot of people's mind - the guy did not like Jews. Russia is also unpopular - he also disliked Russia.
But most of all, and this is not just for fun, people are feat up by politicians. They will follow almost anyone who says that they will change the government.
I agree with you we are fucked fake or real Hitler doesn't matter.
It's Argentina. Lot's of Nazi's fled there during WWII. I don't want to generalize because I know it's not everyone but have you ever talked to the average Argentinan? Not American born, but from actual Argentina. Ask them if they consider themselves Latino or European. They look down at the rest of Latin American people who have "indio" or native blood.
I still remember that Top Gear Special where a gang down there got upset over a license plate and shit went sideways so fast. A mob in the hundreds showed up and started to pelt the everliving shit out of the crew vechles with rocks even though they had a significant police escort. They even had motorbikes driving through the crew convoy looking for the presenters and a truck deliberately slowed the convoy down so that they could get attacked. It was fucking mental to see.
The only other time Top Gear got attacked over messaging was in Alabama when those rednecks got upset over them painting "gay love rules" and "Hillary for president" on the side of the vechles, lol.
Okay so I’m not someone who supports that shit but like…
Dude’s 128, I think he’s mostly saying it as a laugh and partially to feel less lonely cause folks might believe he is and make jokes.
Like I genuinely don’t believe he’s adolf cause I believe that man shot himself, but it is kinda funny to think of a 128 year old claiming it just to mess with some folks.
I don’t really think that’s kind of funny at all. Not even from like an offensive standpoint, I just don’t see any humor about it whatsoever. It’s just like, a shitty joke I guess. One that isn’t funny.
Mean the us, uk, and several very high profiled people have linked the jawbone by dna and the teeth to hitler so unless he lost his jaw he's 1000% dead.
People forget how awful Hitler's health was. all that stress and coke and awful paranoia I'd say if he hadn't finished it himself he couldn't have got past 66 at most.
As somebody who has had to deal with several assholes throughout my life that were extremely old but also drug abusers and always stressing about something I can very much confirm that assholes live forever. Or at least way longer than you think they should given the way they're living.
128 year old man… that is already fake cause the oldest ever human was Jeanne Calment with the age of 122 and 164 days
No one has ever lived longer that we can verify, and men don’t live as long as women, as seen by the top 10 of verified oldest people all being women
The oldest man ever was 116 years and 54 days when he died
It is as far as we can tell biologically impossible to get older than 122 and a half for now
Now hitter was born in 1889 which would make him 137 years old, so an unrealistic 15 years older than Jeanne Calment, so not only does the age not match up, it’s also outright impossible not to mention that we modern DNA tests done in the 2000s confirm what we already knew, hitler died in the bunker in 1945, we already knew it back then due to dental records and witnesses
Plus Adolf Hitler was born April 20, 1889, which would make him 137 years old currently. This guy must’ve been in stasis for nine years. No wonder he looks so good.
We can get older then 122 and a half... it is biological possible, there's multiple scientific theories that say its possible...
Some even say the person to surpass that anf get 200years old already has been born... but thats speculative.
There are scientists that have estimated 150 is what humans can naturally reach.
Define "biologically impossible to get older than 122 and a half" real quick for me. You don't have to dumb it down, I have a Masters in Genetics and Biomedical Science. Are you talking about telomerase degrediation?
Also explain to us how you live past 60 if you take absolute crackhead amounts of crystal meth every day (not a joke, he was addicted to it, because the germans put that in the chocolate for their troops during the first world war).
Wait you think germans putting amphetemines in chocolate for pilots and soldiers in WWI is why he was addicted to meth? It was synthesized but not used in 1887 and first saw use in 1934 in an inhaler of Benzedrine. The Germans created Pervitin in 1937. It was the cool new drug of the time, not something he’d been using for 40 years.
A declassified 1955 CIA document recorded an unverified tip from a former SS trooper claiming Adolf Hitler was alive and living in South America.
Citroën claimed he met a man he believed was Hitler—who was using the alias "Adolf Schrittelmayor"—in the Colombian town of Tunja around 1954. He provided a purported photograph showing Citroën sitting next to a man resembling Hitler. Citroën alleged that Hitler later left Colombia for Argentina in early 1955.
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Guys the ages matches, hitler was born in 1887, and this man has 128, the gap between the 2026 and 1887 is 129, so this year he has to have his birthday... FINALLY, nothing, he can't do anything now
You don't get 128 with heavy drug abuse. Also leading a war is very stressful. Most leaders age very fast during such times. Being physically 60 in their 40s and such.
I mean it's obviously BS with that guy but i had to bring in some facts at least.
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u/Independent-Cap-3852 1d ago
Looks remarkably young for 128...