r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 8h ago

He played himself.

7.4k Upvotes

101 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 23h ago

The reason his family moved from Canada to South Africa

6.8k Upvotes

145 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 20h ago

You Gotta Know Your True Friends.

5.7k Upvotes

258 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 19h ago

There is an election coming

5.6k Upvotes

257 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 21h ago

The math doesn't math...

5.2k Upvotes

95 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/OpenComet_ • 4h ago

$8.5 billion vs. common sense

3.8k Upvotes

192 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 6h ago

Can't argue with facts...

3.7k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 5h ago

Out of sight, out of mind.

3.7k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 5h ago

Like many of this administration's actions and policies, It's blatantly illegal.

2.8k Upvotes

I wish the end came sooner than later.

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 15h ago

Why do conservative men prefer children?

2.5k Upvotes

Ouch

137 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/freshizdaword • 9h ago

Who needs food anyway? Rawrrrrr

2.4k Upvotes

79 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 2h ago

Keep those goalposts moving

2.2k Upvotes

127 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 10h ago

Come fly the furry skies.

1.7k Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ConnectUss • 5h ago

"Painful 50-50 split" — for the guy who will have $3B left after splitting with the woman who designed the leggings

1.6k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3h ago

we existed before the tech billionaires shoved this down our throats

1.1k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 21h ago

OpenAI Priorities.

1.0k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Suspicious_Tank_61 • 20h ago

They are just not smart enough!

652 Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/robaato72 • 19h ago

Aww, maaaan, they caught me sneezing

214 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sweet_Sirennn • 5h ago

Privacy for me , surveillance for thee

83 Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/HappyTwirl • 8h ago

Designed by a gamer vs designed by the same gamer but you added frown lines.

40 Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2h ago

do you also say Lake America?

39 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/HappyTwirl • 2h ago

He thought he was exposing AMC

27 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Knight_TheRider • 2h ago

And that was the last time, he trusted internet to be serious about anything

21 Upvotes

5 comments

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