r/aislop • • 6h ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/True_Protection6842 6h ago

Dog

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u/Baricat 6h ago

It also helps because it isn't a JUST a random dog. It's a golden retriever, which is, and always will be, the best dog.

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u/Casually_Chillin 6h ago

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 4h ago

To be fair if he doesn’t see the hotdog it’s as if it doesn’t exist.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 6h ago

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u/ChaosFinalForm 6h ago

What a precious little derp, looks like a beaver.

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u/GladysFridayy 4h ago

Beavers are just water dogs.

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 6h ago

Everyone thinks they have the best dog and everyone is correct. My dog is tops. Perfection if you will.

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u/muscledhunter 6h ago

No, my dog is an asshole. I love him anyway, but he's a total asshole

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u/WhyNona 4h ago

My dog is a dick too but he deserves to be, he's had a ruff life

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u/bwsmith201 5h ago

Dave Barry once wrote that he had several dogs over the course of his life and that “each one of them was the best dog in the world in their own way.” I thought that was a great way to put it.

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u/junkopotomus 6h ago

All dogs are the best dogs. But if you have to make a number 1, I will respectfully disagree with you and offer the King Charles Cavalier Spaniel as the best.

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u/dramaton42 6h ago

That's literally racist, all dogs are best dog, though my favorite are Huskies and I shall not elaborate

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u/IThinkItsAverage 5h ago

Lies, all dogs are best dogs. But mine is bestest.

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u/Huckleberry-V 6h ago

I don't even like dogs much and its tempting.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 6h ago

The bounty hunter?! Look, that guy, along with Kid Rock, couldn’t even sell 7 VIP tickets.

Oh, the random dog. You should have specified…

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q343jgPdGDu251pGvI

Any day, any time, the only correct answer. The only one who will be loyal.

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u/Material-Job-1928 6h ago

As someone who is not a fan of dogs, I'd save the dog six times.

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u/ajwritesnonsense 6h ago

As someone who doesn’t normally get why people don’t like dogs, knowing you would make this choice, makes me no longer need to understand. Thank you.

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u/Solkre 2h ago

Attacked by dogs as a kid. It's shitty owners really, or bad luck with strays. Mine was always shitty owners.

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u/theLichQueenofthePNW 4h ago

For me it's because 8 different digs have bit me

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u/OkPomegranate5615 5h ago

God damn with all the barking and pooping everywhere and the shedding UGH! That being said, “come here Mr. Puppers! I got you!!”

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u/StoneColdNipples 6h ago

Same. I absolutely hate mutts too

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u/Material-Job-1928 6h ago

I don't necessarily hate dogs, I just don't care for the jumping and the barking, plus I can't stand the smell.  If you have a low key dog that's reasonably groomed I'm fine around them.

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u/CannedStewedTomatoes 5h ago

I love dogs and put up with a lot of their dogginess, but jumping is not one of them. I hate jumping and train it right out first thing.

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u/nivusninja 5h ago

i always thought i was a dog person but then i realized im only a dog person when the dog behaves lol. i do not like our neighbors dog because this dog does pretty much nothing but barks and charges at people to bark more in their face. and the owners are afraid to properly discipline the dog

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u/IThinkItsAverage 5h ago

Sounds like you’ve only had run ins with poorly trained dogs :(

You can train a dog to not jump and train them when it’s ok to bark (dogs bark, you can’t train it out of them it’s often an involuntary response to stimuli, but you can train them when it’s appropriate to do it).

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u/leavebaes 6h ago

The dog won't push me overboard to save himself.

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u/pbnjandmilk 6h ago

And the Diddler will definitely push something.

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u/StalkerToYourStalker 6h ago

This dog would. That's AirBud

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u/The_Barbelo 6h ago

Looks like Water Bud to me…

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u/Kotsida123 5h ago

Even considering what company he keeps, that dog must be bad news

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u/Thunderer62 5h ago

That’s a hilarious observation. Reminds me of that Men In Black scene where J shoots a little girl target dummy cause she was hanging out in the middle of the night with a bunch of aliens.

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u/Licher-enjoyer 3h ago

The little girl had also books on advanced physics in her hands and all other aliens were "innocent", one was just doing pull-ups, other one was cleaning his nose. That girl was bad news

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u/calcobrena 4h ago

Any random dog but I replaced with my dog instead of AI dog

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u/omgitstenn 4h ago

I would also choose to save your dog every time

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u/calcobrena 4h ago

You earned the full sized image! 🥰

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u/MyDogIsACoolCat 4h ago

I like their eyes. Dog looks like it’s never had a bad day in its life.

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u/Phatasstarotreader 6h ago

The dog. The end.

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u/RealBettyWhite69 6h ago

Why did they make it such an easy choice?

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u/gma89 5h ago

Literally- ‘what do you choose- this delicious block of Swiss chocolate or a piece of dried up cat poop!’ How ever will you decide! 😮

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u/regeya 6h ago

They want it to be divisive celebrities vs the bestest breed of dog. You see? People actually hate celebrities.

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u/FtwAdren 5h ago

If I had space for 6 people on the raft I’d still save only the dog and use the extra space to play catch

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u/Squishie515 5h ago

I'd pick the

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u/BoomKofe 5h ago

the THE

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u/AnAverageAvacado 5h ago

Try finger, but hole.

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u/elfman6969 5h ago

Is there any point in asking this question cuz I don't think anyone would want to save those people versus this dog

https://giphy.com/gifs/hxi61Njny6hxu1hFWJ

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u/Opinionatedcritic 5h ago

I was about to say taylor swift cause she's the least bad one here but then i saw the dog and now I'm saving the dog

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u/Tiny-Reading5982 5h ago

She can grab the dog then you grab her lol. Idk why she's on here? Shes not grooming teens, she's not in a pedo ring, she didn't get famous for doing absolutely nothing but making a bad vhs tape lol

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u/Inevitable_Finish131 4h ago

I dunno, I don’t think that tape was so bad

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u/Soggy_Cracker 2h ago

It’s a close one between dog and Taylor. But I’m still choosing dog.

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u/Cold_Ad8497 6h ago

*picks up the dog* come here random dog, let’s sail away from these people!

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 6h ago

The dog. Pretty sure even Taylor Swift would say to save the dog.

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u/Niijima-San 6h ago

nah taylor would say to save her so she can write a song about how heartbreaking the dog's death was (she is also a cat person)

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u/LadyReika 6h ago

I'm a cat person.

I'd still save the dog.

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u/Carma_626 6h ago

I’m a Taylor person.

Still save the dog.

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u/porksoda11 3h ago

She would also release 8 different variants of that same song so she can maximize profits.

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u/UsedArmadillo9842 6h ago

Its what Taylor would've wanted

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u/Substantial-Oil-1026 6h ago

Taylor's the name of the dog btw

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u/Absolomb92 6h ago

Why are they all in the ocean wearing suits?

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u/ElementmanEXE 6h ago

Everyone fell off a boat with an awards ceremony on it 🤷‍♂️

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 4h ago

Dog.

Who the fuck would choose Kim or Taylor over the dog?!

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u/Living_Life_6355 6h ago

This is the most ridiculous thing in the world. This isn’t even a challenge get that puppy out of that water as quick as possible.

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u/EmergencyJacket207 6h ago

The dog obviously. How is this even a question?

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u/Daminica 5h ago

The Dog, the rest are humans capable of swimming and climbing on themselves or at least hanging on.

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u/SirPhobos2021 6h ago

I know they want us to say dog… but Tay Tay is a billionaire who loves throwing money around so everyone can see what a caring, giving person she is.

There’s a very real chance you become an overnight millionaire by grabbing her.

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 5h ago

This was my thought. Save Taylor Swift, get huge reward, use it to fund spay/neuter programs, donate to no-kill shelters, fund transportation from kill shelters to no kill shelters as spots open up. Save hundreds of dogs.

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u/jstan1980 6h ago

Definitely the dog

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u/AttentionNo6359 6h ago

The dog and it’s not even close. Everyone else in this image is the worst.

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u/ununtot 2h ago

I don't even like dogs and still would rescue the dog.

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u/This_is_Yaz 6h ago

Would still save the ai doggo

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u/waterfalls55 6h ago

Random dog 🐕

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 6h ago

He's the only one not wearing a suit. That's how you know you can trust him.

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u/feartheswans 5h ago

Random Dog and it’s not even close

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u/a_clean_slice 5h ago

Dog 10 out of 10 times.

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u/Dream_Apostle 5h ago

Random dog

Wouldn't even hesitate lol

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u/Aiden5576 4h ago

The dog.

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u/Little_Miss_Fortunee 3h ago

After careful consideration I have chosen to save the dog

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4h ago

If anyone says anyone other than the dog, you are a terrible human being.

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u/Tephros83 3h ago

Saving Taylor Swift would be self-preservation for me. Daughters would kill me otherwise.

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u/Glosslip 4h ago

random dog

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u/hooked_siren 4h ago

I love how it's a dog, tswift, and a bunch of pedos or pedo apologists

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u/obatala0013 2h ago

Ill save the good boy

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u/endergamer2007m 6h ago

Is Ed Sheeran in the boat too? throw him overboard too

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u/Bountyclaw 5h ago

Naturally, you gotta make room for the dog.

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u/lecodmk 5h ago

No way people in a ai slop post are answering the ai slop

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u/Dream_Apostle 5h ago

If you think about why people even look at AIslop then you wouldn't be so confused

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u/Kuneus 5h ago

Yeah reading through these original and thought provoking answers really makes me think we deserve ai.

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u/8rnlsunshine 6h ago

Dog every single time

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u/Maleficent_Bike6333 5h ago

I have two hands, so I'd use one to get the dog and the other to make sure I won't let go of the dog

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u/Ranger30 5h ago

Dog is the only answer

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u/DiploMAtticc 5h ago

Random dog and it's not even close.

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u/Verias83 5h ago

AI slop aside, dog is the only answer.

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u/RPG_add1ct 4h ago

Even though its ai slop I am compelled to answer the dog obviously

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u/NotDrBanner 3h ago

The dog all day and every day

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u/KMBRN2 2h ago

The dog of course.

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u/bullydog123 2h ago

The dog

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u/OhioBrad 2h ago

Random Dog

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u/Etrisa 2h ago

Random dog.

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u/claudineFae 2h ago

Random dog, no contest!

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u/RepresentativeAd1548 2h ago

the only correct answer is the dog The only correct answer is the dog

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u/junkyardprimate 6h ago

Saving the dog then eating it as a show of force

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u/randywatson89 6h ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/Sodamyte 6h ago edited 6h ago

Pay you for saving her? She's a billionaire, she's more likely to sue you for breaking one of her nails or ruining her hair.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 5h ago

Her PR firm wouldn't allow it.

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u/raggedcrib 6h ago

Taylor swift is almost 6 feet tall and very athletic, probably 165 of pure muscle from all her dancing / choreography on stage. She’s not tiny. Save the dog.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 6h ago

Yeah, she’s the same height as me at a little over 5’ 11”, and I am skinny, but neither of us would be considered tiny women.

Also no such thing as an ethical billionaire, so just save the dog.

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u/Sithas_Scabrous 6h ago

Ain’t she like 5’11 or something?

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u/DragonQueenDrago 6h ago

I think they ment tiny as skinny and light weight.

Not tiny as in hight

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u/Horror_Trust1826 6h ago

Ez choice: The dog

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u/Stickz99 6h ago

a bunch of out of touch evil billionaire cunts, or a sweet innocent dog?

How is the answer not obvious

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u/Rararror 6h ago edited 6h ago

Doggo always first, the others don't bother

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u/Jeandre1989 6h ago

Random dog

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u/ElasticBiscuit 6h ago

Dog. What kind of question is that?

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u/-Gumbercules 6h ago

Random Dog!

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u/BloOdy_Jo 6h ago

Is that even a question ? , the dog of course

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u/ItaJohnson 6h ago

Is this a legitimate question?  Random dog, there’s no competition.

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u/borntolose1 6h ago

Random dog. That’s an easy question

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u/Immediate-Lab-6974 6h ago

The dog why is this even a question

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u/ant69onio 6h ago

I think we all know the dogs surviving here

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u/Dummy-baka 6h ago

Random dog come with me

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u/Friendly_Tough7925 6h ago

Def the doggie♥️

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u/pussycrumbs 6h ago

I only see a dog. Is this a trick?

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u/Pear_Enjoyer-1 6h ago

Obviously this is ai but i’m still gonna engage with the question. I’d save the random dog cause that dog has more emotion than all of those subhuman celebrities combined.

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u/will46272 6h ago

Random dog all day

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u/Wolf_Of_The_Valley18 6h ago

The dog, and it's not even close.

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 6h ago

OBVIOUSLY THE FUCKING RANDOM DOG.

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u/letsfuckoutside 6h ago

Random Dog every time

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u/dateinfj 6h ago

The random dog for sure!!!

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u/Diligent-Security549 6h ago

What a weird thought who wouldn’t save to dog

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u/4th_n_bong 6h ago

Dog infinity times over

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u/OGTexArkana 5h ago

I only see the dog

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u/Motor-Requirement599 5h ago

Definitely the dog

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u/Future-Imperfect-107 5h ago

The Dog for sure. I bet he is a good boy

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u/sirdizzypr 5h ago

I’m not even a dog person and I’m still saving the dog.

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u/Outerspaced_Cadet 5h ago

Definitely the doggo

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u/TotallyNotAFakeacct8 5h ago

Random dog. 100% No need to even think...

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u/PUFFIER-MCGRUFF 5h ago

The dog he has kind eyes amd doesn't touch children

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u/Various-Muffin4145 5h ago

Random dog 🐕 first, Flip a coin for #2.

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u/Farts_Eternal 5h ago

Doggo every time

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u/Ok-Flight9440 2h ago

Dog

I met Drake once at a high end hotel in Mexico - but still … dog

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 2h ago

I mean... the dog obviously.

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u/Tall_dumb 6h ago

I'm saving the random dog. It would actually be grateful

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u/Skateboardingcow 6h ago

The dog. Fuck everyone else

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u/Ok_Community_383 6h ago

Us ethical people choosing the dog right? Right?

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u/DigiTrailz 6h ago

I mean, I have a legitimate fear of dogs and Im saving that dog.

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u/dr_toze 6h ago

Isn't it fascinating that at no point does it limit us to saving only 1 but everyone is letting 5 people drown.

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 6h ago

I'm still only saving the dog. 

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u/Old_Win8422 6h ago

Its because theyre doing this to every poor and middle class person every day.

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u/SeparateSpeaker6682 6h ago

Random dog no hesitation. Sorry Hollywood.

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u/Far-Computer8825 6h ago

Dog, because it could be food for later. My goal is to survived. Not make friends.

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 6h ago

Both Kim and Nicki are pretty meaty. Probably sustain you longer than the dog.

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u/aangellix_ix 6h ago

If I don’t save Taylor then her fans would burn me at the stake like it’s the 1500s

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u/mac1qc 6h ago

Always save the dog!

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u/evileye4265 6h ago

I get to keep the dog, right? He lives with me now?

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u/ghostformanyyears 6h ago

Why WOULDN'T you save the dog

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u/CertainBag9399 5h ago

Random
Dog

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u/RosebushRaven 5h ago

Sooo, two rapists and one accomplice of a rapist that helps him harass and intimidate his victims, and is also an anti-vaxxer and Trumper, an annoying famous-for-being-famous nepo baby of the guy who defended OJ Simpson, a pop singer about whose music idc, and a dog. That’s an easy choice. Taylor Swift can come too if I can get her without excessive risk, but the dog is priority.

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 5h ago

Random dog; will be most deserving and appreciative

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u/kubin22 5h ago

kim, cause imagine how much turtles will the plastic in her body kill

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u/toughNoob 5h ago

The dog

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u/asdjfh 5h ago

Random Dog and it’s not even close.

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u/WWIZ4RDD 5h ago

Doggo nuuu

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u/Thick-Vacation193 5h ago

Always the dog

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u/BrainwaveWizard 5h ago

Only the one without the opposable thumbs needs my help.

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u/hopehallucination 5h ago

The dude on the boat.

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u/Darkdragoon324 5h ago

Obviously the dog, come on it’s not fair including that.

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u/AmbitionFalse2289 5h ago

Without a doubt, I'd save the dog!