r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Realistic-Tap4156 • 11h ago

/r/all of a space rock

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10.8k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KhooniiPapitaa • 4h ago

of a mouse

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1.3k Upvotes

242 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KhooniiPapitaa • 4h ago

of a hypnotoad..

858 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/you-cut-the-ponytail • 8h ago

of a 6'6 volleyball player

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1.3k Upvotes

248 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mulder1917 • 3h ago

of a urinal

94 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ill_Impact6838 • 4h ago

of a flower

114 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RyuKenG83 • 1d ago

of a Elk

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10.0k Upvotes

335 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ColdTurkishCoffee • 20h ago

of a Persian rug

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1.7k Upvotes

94 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/frothingtons • 8h ago

of a cornflake

150 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AnimeFFF • 17h ago

of siderweb in tree

660 Upvotes

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Schwiliinker • 37m ago

of a chonk

• Upvotes

(Isn’t mine btw)

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 1d ago

of two gigantic fingers!

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3.9k Upvotes

412 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

/r/all of a larva

13.0k Upvotes

1.8k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 10h ago

of a moth

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114 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SithLard • 2h ago

of a fallen Giant Sequoia tree

23 Upvotes

Average sized human apparition for scale

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 1d ago

of a croc

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1.4k Upvotes

61 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SquallB52 • 11m ago

of an eastern diamondback rattlesnake in my back yard.

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• Upvotes

Eastern diamondback rattlesnake was hanging out in my back yard. He was released on a range way north of us. Probably the reason the squirrel population in the area diminished. Sad to see him go.

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TendencyToImprove • 13h ago

of a silica gel pack

104 Upvotes

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DUDE_3608 • 9h ago

of a pitcher plant

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19 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 1d ago

/r/all of a pig

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11.1k Upvotes

Source: pigginsandbanks on IG

469 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Walouija • 1d ago

of a box of DOTS

68 Upvotes

Picked up a box that felt especially heavy so I took it home to weigh it. Nearly twice the labeled weight!

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Archaea_Man • 1d ago

of a beak

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1.1k Upvotes

164 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/tony_kumar • 1d ago

of an absolute unit of a Royal Bengal tiger

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3.1k Upvotes

This is not AI…for anyone who is wondering.

54 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ticcytismdin0 • 1d ago

of a Giant Banded Huntsman

1.7k Upvotes

298 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Second_Guess_25 • 1d ago

of steam whistles!

111 Upvotes

8 comments

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