I still can’t believe that these will be our regular jerseys, they are so perfect

He does kinda look like Lenin

Preseason projections are famously fickle but it's time to get 'em down and stand on 'em. Here are mine:

Record: 73-9

Postseason: Defeat Philadelphia 4-2 to win first-ever ring

Anthony Edwards: MVP

LaMelo Ball: Gets to design the next ride at Valleyfair

Jaden McDaniels: Security concerns relating to Jokic's brothers at the All-Star Game

Jonathan Kuminga: Good season leads to a mid-level exception contract with the Pelicans

Rudy Gobert: Hits a three, against Denver

Ayo Dosunmu: 6MOY

TJ Shannon: Does the LeBron Game 6 chasedown block, to LeBron, in Game 6

Bones Hyland: 50-point game on 13-for-18 from 3

Joan Beringer: Averages 18 minutes, goes coast-to-coast three times in the same game, probably against the Bucks or some shit

Jaylen Clark: Famous Dave's brand partnership

Isaiah Evans: Looks promising in 17 total minutes

Donte DiVincenzo: Returns in March looking feisty

Kevin Garnett: Beats longstanding W. Shakespeare record by inventing 7 new English phrases in a single podcast during the peak of the playoff run; Paul Pierce does not even speak

Tim Connelly: Pulls off a 3-team trade at the deadline involving one of the teams with 5 power forwards, hypothetical 3rd-round draft assets, and the Chicago Bulls

Naz Reid: Successful fan write-in campaign for MN governor scuttled due to residency requirements

Gonna be an exciting team to watch

Inshallah Rudy

Up 6 spots since last post 3 days ago!

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Voting Details

• Who can vote: Fans aged 18 and older
• When: Once daily from Monday, Sept. 14, 2026 through Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2026
• Where:
  • Best NBA Mascot
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• How winners are decided: The 10 leading vote recipients in each category will be declared winners

Just cleaned the garage and brought out this bad boy, It brings me hope. Might leave it on all winter.